May 2013
psyducked:
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
“your friend is hot” story of my life
At Best Buy playing with a touch screen desktop...
I officially need a touch screen laptop because scrollling through my dash would be soooo much easier.
US: Philadelphia Mayor to sign landmark LGBT... →
the-bitch-goddess-success:
whathappenedtocharlotte:
aspookypandaforamanda:
isincerelyhatetheinternet:
“The Mayor of the US city of Philadelphia is to sign a city-wide ordinance offering protections, and benefits for LGBT citizens into law, in a ceremony on Thursday.”
Go read the whole article
It’s not just focusing on gay and lesbian partnership rights anymore
I mean look at this
“It...
sassings:
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
dickfaerie:
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
bebroom:
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
I just can’t wait to see what my body looks like without all the fat. Because I know it will be like nothing I have ever seen on tumblr or in the magazines, because I will see all my hard work in those abs, and remember all the squats I did for my amazing butt. It won’t just be a body, it will be a masterpiece.
epic-humor:
penice:
alegbra:
penice:
penice:
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
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“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
